Learning from The Apprentice

Watching The Apprentice last night I learnt 4 useful things:

There’d be only half as much congestion in London if the beeb stopped ferrying its dozen apprentices around town in twice as many limos.

Sell a punter a picture of them with a Beckham lookalike for 16 quid and you can sell ‘em anything.

David Beckham’s lookalike is in fact Beckham himself posing as his lookalike. Didn’t fool us last night though, Becks!

There is indeed a hell on earth. It’s called Saturday Afternoon at Bluewater Shopping Centre.